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29 tiny inches.

As I twist my feet into the sand at the Coney Island beach, I can’t help but think about the World’s Smallest Woman. She was supposed to be an optical illusion like the other freaks. Something more in line with Snake Girl or The Incredible Headless Woman. But she was real. And really small. I asked her awkward questions like, “Are you real?” and, “Are you hungry?” She smiled at me and I felt guilty for being tall. I paid another fifty cents to do it again. She asked me, “Why did you come back?” And I replied, “I don’t know.”

I learned something today.

Sometimes life is unexpected. Just don’t act surprised, or else you’ll embarass yourself.

08/17/09 -- Uncategorized -- 0 Comments

Hey losers! Blogs are dead.

What am I? A freakin’ news channel? Sheesh. You can all watch the Tait show when this anchorman is ready to fly. If you must know, for the sake of peace among us all, I’ve been off cultivating my inner world and strengthening my connection to the universe. What have you been doing? Surfing the web? I hear there’s some awesome new viral doing the rounds. By the way, who’s seen that Jenny Holzer print at MoMa? Isn’t it incredible? Now there’s a meme worth spreading.

Gosh. That felt good. Let’s do that again sometime. In the interval between now and then, look at these photos and build a picture in your mind about me in NYC.

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